wackcity_nfts

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part time degen full time dev

Auckland, New Zealand

Joined May 2024

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Things I would like added to Simps * Allow Pasting Images into Posts * Emoji options when writing up a new post * Tagging other simps in posts * In notifications, when you click on someone's comment, you are directed straight to replying to their comment.
GM SIMPS, I met a girl at the bar yesterday and she promised to show me a good time. When we got out, she ran the 100 meters dash in 13 seconds.
GM SIMPS, My girlfriend got a shitty haircut and she’s crying. I don’t know what she’s crying about, I’m the one that has to get a new girlfriend.
GM SIMPS, why don’t boxers have sex the night before a fight? Because they probably don’t even like each other.
GM SIMPS, I bought a box of condoms last night and the cashier asked if I wanted a paper bag I replied, "No thanks. I'll just turn off the lights."