Co-Founder: Archetype, AC Blokes, @BigP00l and Alpha Type | Marketing & Branding Strategist | Former Fortune 500 Exec | Alpha Caller | OG Degen | 33+ launches

Miami/NYC

Joined April 2024

I have never been more driven than I am now. I'm currently working on four incredible projects that I can't wait to share soon. There's no better feeling than being passionately motivated by the work itself, rather than by monetary gain.
No offense, but I think the team needs to add a feature that scans for panhandling and penalizes tip beggars. The tipping feature wasn't meant for people to post like homeless weirdos 24/7.
Who wants my SIMPS allowance for today. The best comment gets my entire amount for the day. I’ll check in the morning because my wife is about to yell at me for not being in bed 😂
Also, Farcaster/Warpcast is so much better than X it’s hilarious. X has done nothing to greatly improve and it’s the only pay to social service because Elon overpaid so much that he forces people to pay to make up for his mistake 🤦🏼‍♂️. It’s insane!
Twitter (or X) is the most disappointing platform ever. Two days ago, I was suspended again for “no legitimate reason.” I don’t post anything bad, hateful, or offensive. I post alpha, strategy, and my thoughts. I pay $17 pm to avoid rate limits, posts seen, and no scam ads.
Whoever can ejaculate the furthest distance with posted video proof will win my entire SIMPS tip allowance for two weeks. If you can hit a three-point shot into a red Solo cup from at least five feet away, I will double the SIMPS reward and make a custom trophy 🏆 for you.
Subscribe to my Only SIMPS channel now and get 1 month free. I have amazing content planned for Ya’ll like “SWSUMAW - Stick Weird Shit Up My Ass Wednesdays.” 🤣 kidding… or am I? 🤔🤨